WHAT!!!???

Jessica Simpson wants to have a kid with her hairdresser, Ken Paves . . . . huh??? That's just frickin creepy! Well, it's not true. THANK THE GOOD LORD. That's just . . . ew.

The story alleges that Simpson suggested artificial insemination and that Ken is "just as eager . . . but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea". The story alleges that the friends agreed "to begin the process in the next six months".

According to The Celebrity Truth:

However, Lauren Auslander, Simpson's representative, has told The Celebrity Truth that "There is no truth to this statement whatsoever."