SQUIRT TURDS

Please don't send Paris to jail! -- DLISTED

Once a cokehead, always a cokehead -- JUSTJARED

Shannon Elizabeth walking with a hot guy -- ICYDK

Please get a tan! -- POPSUGAR

Britney jokes about rehab -- PEREZ HILTON

ANOTHER person doing coke? -- CELEBRITY SMACK

Are DUIs the new trend or something? -- A SOCIALITE'S LIFE