THE NEW HEIDI

The Hills' Heidi obviously got some new boobs and they look great! She also supposedly had a nose job, which is kinda obvious, but subtle, not a big change. Now she just needs to buy herself a new man! She is an idiot if she doesn't get rid of Spencer . . . WHAT A BLOCKHEAD!!!

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MOMMY CLASSES?!

According to an insider, Tom Cruise has suggested to Katie Holmes that she take "Mommy Classes" given by Scientologists.

Uh huh, ok. Um, Katie, get out while you can!!!

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