OSCARS? NAH

I'm not into posting much about awards shows. But I just had to put this picture of Reese Witherspoon. She looked absolutely fantastic at the Oscars!

PARIS' BIRTHDAY DINNER

Paris threw herself a birthday dinner Saturday night and the only thing exciting about it is that dumb ass Brandon Davis ruined it.

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

STONERS?

Sure looks like it. Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz pass what looks to be a joint. Isn't that something you should do in the privacy of your own home? Especially when you know there are pictures being taken of you 24-7?

Thanks to http://mollygood.com/

BRITNEY'S EX-HUSBAND CLAIMS HE'S WORRIED

Childhood pal Jason Alexander, who was married to Britney Spears for a whopping two days is talking. The Louisiana native is spilling all kinds of Britney secrets and has even claimed that Spears abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy. He claims in an interview published in the UK that Spears almost had a fatal overdose on 'MDMA,' or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing.

"I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving," he revealed. "I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to f - ing die right here in front of me.'"