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KINDA BORING TODAY

LOVE THE NEW DO!

Oh I absolutely love Posh's new haircut!!! I think I might change my color to blonde!!! It looks lovely!

POOR PARIS

The 25-year-old was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard at roughly 11 p.m. The stop took place just after Hilton had left the West Hollywood Virgin Megastore, where, per rep Elliot Mintz, she had just finished picking up some movies on disc.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies say they spotted Hilton's blue Bentley Continental GTC motoring rather quickly down the road sans headlights. Upon pulling over the Simple Life star, deputies learned that she was driving with a suspended license, which resulted in a ticket and the impounding of her posh ride.

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG

Nicole Richie is rumoured to be getting engaged to Joel Madden.The Simple Life star and the Good Charlotte frontman visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19.

Nicole, 25, tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $7000. The couple then looked at the engagement rings, which were also in the sale.
An employee told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Of course he would never get her a half-price ring.

"You can tell they're crazy about each other. His arm was around her the entire time."
Nicole, the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, began dating Joel late last year, shortly after he split from actress Hilary Duff.

I get the feeling this won't last. I don't know why. They are cute together though.

KINDA BORING TODAY

LOVE THE NEW DO!

Oh I absolutely love Posh's new haircut!!! I think I might change my color to blonde!!! It looks lovely!

POOR PARIS

The 25-year-old was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard at roughly 11 p.m. The stop took place just after Hilton had left the West Hollywood Virgin Megastore, where, per rep Elliot Mintz, she had just finished picking up some movies on disc.

Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies say they spotted Hilton's blue Bentley Continental GTC motoring rather quickly down the road sans headlights. Upon pulling over the Simple Life star, deputies learned that she was driving with a suspended license, which resulted in a ticket and the impounding of her posh ride.

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG

Nicole Richie is rumoured to be getting engaged to Joel Madden.The Simple Life star and the Good Charlotte frontman visited Los Angeles jewellery store XIV Karats on February 19.

Nicole, 25, tried on several ruby necklaces before buying one for half-price at $7000. The couple then looked at the engagement rings, which were also in the sale.
An employee told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Of course he would never get her a half-price ring.

"You can tell they're crazy about each other. His arm was around her the entire time."
Nicole, the adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie, began dating Joel late last year, shortly after he split from actress Hilary Duff.

I get the feeling this won't last. I don't know why. They are cute together though.

NEVER ENDING DRAMA

POST PARTUM DEPRESSION?

TMZ reports that Britney may be going through severe post partum depression.

TMZ has learned Britney Spears' troubles may have little to do with substance abuse. Sources say doctors at her rehab facility think the underlying reason for her trouble may be post-partum depression.

Sources tell TMZ that Britney's doctors have two operating theories -- either that she suffers from post-partum depression or bipolar disorder. The doctors strongly believe post-partum is the problem.

As for substance abuse, as one source says, "No doubt about it - she likes to drink." But doctors believe the drinking is a way Spears has coped with a bigger problem.

We're told Britney, who is sticking it out at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, is currently reading Brooke Shields' book, "Down Came the Rain," in which Shields reveals her battle with post-partum depression.

We're told doctors believe Spears' problem is complicated by an intense feeling on her part that she has lost control of her life.

I had a few problems with this, but it was mild. I cannot imagine how I could have coped with it being any worse. I am honestly really starting to feel sorry for her. And then, she has to deal with things like this:

THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT

From the maker of “Whores in the news” Spectrestudios presents…
**Britney Shears**
Poor Britney destined for the straight jacket and padded room.
My artwork has been seen on Jay Leno Twice in his segment “Things We found on Ebay” here is a clip http://www.myspace.com/spectrestudio
Figure is Six inches tall sculpted in polymer clay, This is a ONE OF A KIND item. comes mint in packaging. Complete with Padded room diorama.

Geez, what next? If Britney lives through all this hell, I will, for one, be so proud of her. I mean, come on, how much more can she take? Are we trying to kill her?

I'm kinda not feeling really gossipy now, I actually feel bad for gossiping. But I know, and so does everyone else, that I'm not gonna stop. So yes, I may be a hypocrite, but at least I feel bad for it.

NEVER ENDING DRAMA

POST PARTUM DEPRESSION?

TMZ reports that Britney may be going through severe post partum depression.

TMZ has learned Britney Spears' troubles may have little to do with substance abuse. Sources say doctors at her rehab facility think the underlying reason for her trouble may be post-partum depression.

Sources tell TMZ that Britney's doctors have two operating theories -- either that she suffers from post-partum depression or bipolar disorder. The doctors strongly believe post-partum is the problem.

As for substance abuse, as one source says, "No doubt about it - she likes to drink." But doctors believe the drinking is a way Spears has coped with a bigger problem.

We're told Britney, who is sticking it out at the Promises rehab facility in Malibu, is currently reading Brooke Shields' book, "Down Came the Rain," in which Shields reveals her battle with post-partum depression.

We're told doctors believe Spears' problem is complicated by an intense feeling on her part that she has lost control of her life.

I had a few problems with this, but it was mild. I cannot imagine how I could have coped with it being any worse. I am honestly really starting to feel sorry for her. And then, she has to deal with things like this:

THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT

From the maker of “Whores in the news” Spectrestudios presents…
**Britney Shears**
Poor Britney destined for the straight jacket and padded room.
My artwork has been seen on Jay Leno Twice in his segment “Things We found on Ebay” here is a clip http://www.myspace.com/spectrestudio
Figure is Six inches tall sculpted in polymer clay, This is a ONE OF A KIND item. comes mint in packaging. Complete with Padded room diorama.

Geez, what next? If Britney lives through all this hell, I will, for one, be so proud of her. I mean, come on, how much more can she take? Are we trying to kill her?

I'm kinda not feeling really gossipy now, I actually feel bad for gossiping. But I know, and so does everyone else, that I'm not gonna stop. So yes, I may be a hypocrite, but at least I feel bad for it.

AW SHA BABY

CUTIE PIES

Aren't Shiloh and Zahara the cutest things you've ever seen??? I say that about all the kids, I know. But they are all so freakin adorable! OMG . . . the shoes on Shiloh . . . SO CUTE!!! I have a pair of vans just like that!!! Except they're a little bigger than that.

Thanks to http://popsugar.com/

AW SHA BABY

CUTIE PIES

Aren't Shiloh and Zahara the cutest things you've ever seen??? I say that about all the kids, I know. But they are all so freakin adorable! OMG . . . the shoes on Shiloh . . . SO CUTE!!! I have a pair of vans just like that!!! Except they're a little bigger than that.

Thanks to http://popsugar.com/

OH BOY

SEE WHAT BRITNEY STARTED . . .

The stars are already copy-catting her. Jack Nicholson and Joel Madden have already shaved their heads into baldness. What a trendsetter she is!

Thanks to http://www.barbiemartini.blogspot.com/

HOLY COWWhat on earth has this chick done to herself!!!??? Jenna Jameson looks horrible here! Stop with the plastic, PLEASE!

OH BOY

SEE WHAT BRITNEY STARTED . . .

The stars are already copy-catting her. Jack Nicholson and Joel Madden have already shaved their heads into baldness. What a trendsetter she is!

Thanks to http://www.barbiemartini.blogspot.com/

HOLY COWWhat on earth has this chick done to herself!!!??? Jenna Jameson looks horrible here! Stop with the plastic, PLEASE!

OSCARS? NAH

I'm not into posting much about awards shows. But I just had to put this picture of Reese Witherspoon. She looked absolutely fantastic at the Oscars!

PARIS' BIRTHDAY DINNER

Paris threw herself a birthday dinner Saturday night and the only thing exciting about it is that dumb ass Brandon Davis ruined it.

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

STONERS?

Sure looks like it. Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz pass what looks to be a joint. Isn't that something you should do in the privacy of your own home? Especially when you know there are pictures being taken of you 24-7?

Thanks to http://mollygood.com/

BRITNEY'S EX-HUSBAND CLAIMS HE'S WORRIED

Childhood pal Jason Alexander, who was married to Britney Spears for a whopping two days is talking. The Louisiana native is spilling all kinds of Britney secrets and has even claimed that Spears abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy. He claims in an interview published in the UK that Spears almost had a fatal overdose on 'MDMA,' or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing.

"I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving," he revealed. "I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to f - ing die right here in front of me.'"

OSCARS? NAH

I'm not into posting much about awards shows. But I just had to put this picture of Reese Witherspoon. She looked absolutely fantastic at the Oscars!

PARIS' BIRTHDAY DINNER

Paris threw herself a birthday dinner Saturday night and the only thing exciting about it is that dumb ass Brandon Davis ruined it.

But around 10 p.m., Davis started acting up. "He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul," says a guest. "Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, 'Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!' He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

"Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, 'Shut up, you're wasted!'" But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing "Happy Birthday," made an early exit.

Davis then turned his dim beams on Love. "He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist," says a witness. "Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, 'I want to squirt on you.' He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen."

STONERS?

Sure looks like it. Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz pass what looks to be a joint. Isn't that something you should do in the privacy of your own home? Especially when you know there are pictures being taken of you 24-7?

Thanks to http://mollygood.com/

BRITNEY'S EX-HUSBAND CLAIMS HE'S WORRIED

Childhood pal Jason Alexander, who was married to Britney Spears for a whopping two days is talking. The Louisiana native is spilling all kinds of Britney secrets and has even claimed that Spears abused cocaine and prescription drugs and nearly had a fatal overdose of pure ecstasy. He claims in an interview published in the UK that Spears almost had a fatal overdose on 'MDMA,' or pure ecstasy, while they partied in a Las Vegas club. He said he sneaked her up to their hotel suite and she was sweating and having problems breathing.

"I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower," Alexander said. "She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving," he revealed. "I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This bitch is going to f - ing die right here in front of me.'"

GOOD EARLY MORNING!!!

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!!

Believe it or not, this is Jack Black's kid, Samuel. Isn't he precious!!!??? And no one believed me when I said Jack Black is hot. Ok, well maybe I never said it here, but . . . . For the millionth time people . . . it's not all about the looks! Jack is hot . . . mostly cuz he's freakin hilarious.

GOOD EARLY MORNING!!!

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE!!

Believe it or not, this is Jack Black's kid, Samuel. Isn't he precious!!!??? And no one believed me when I said Jack Black is hot. Ok, well maybe I never said it here, but . . . . For the millionth time people . . . it's not all about the looks! Jack is hot . . . mostly cuz he's freakin hilarious.

WOAH!

I posted some pics awhile back of Mr. Harry Potter from Equus. Well, now we get to see the whole thing. And by thing, I mean if you wanna see his thing, check it out here
I must say, I'm not impressed.

WOW, SHE LOOKS NUTS
I'm sure you've heard about Britney going to Kevin's house and he wouldn't let her in. Then she freaked out on a car with an umbrella. Which is where these pics come from. Looks like Kevin is the responsible parent here . . . who woulda thought? Poor Britney, she needs help.

YIKES!!!

Is this dude the walking dead or what? I'd have nightmares if I were J-Lo.

WOAH!

I posted some pics awhile back of Mr. Harry Potter from Equus. Well, now we get to see the whole thing. And by thing, I mean if you wanna see his thing, check it out here
I must say, I'm not impressed.

WOW, SHE LOOKS NUTS
I'm sure you've heard about Britney going to Kevin's house and he wouldn't let her in. Then she freaked out on a car with an umbrella. Which is where these pics come from. Looks like Kevin is the responsible parent here . . . who woulda thought? Poor Britney, she needs help.

YIKES!!!

Is this dude the walking dead or what? I'd have nightmares if I were J-Lo.

GOODBYE O.C.

LAST EPISODE EVER

I really wish it would have been 2 hours. There's so much more I wanted to know!!! Did Ryan and Taylor end up together??? Summer and Seth got married (YAY!), and we got to see the 2 little ones, the little Cohen and the little Atwood. We know that Ryan ended up being an architect it looked like and he found a little teen boy who looked really disturbed and it ended with Ryan asking him if he needed help. So, I guess he ends up adopting this kid. Sandy ended up teaching some kinda class. I was just left wondering a lot I guess.

Fall Out Boy are on the cover of the newest issue of Rolling Stone. Yeah, Pete is hot, but I think Patrick is hotter. He's the one with the hat.

GOODBYE O.C.

LAST EPISODE EVER

I really wish it would have been 2 hours. There's so much more I wanted to know!!! Did Ryan and Taylor end up together??? Summer and Seth got married (YAY!), and we got to see the 2 little ones, the little Cohen and the little Atwood. We know that Ryan ended up being an architect it looked like and he found a little teen boy who looked really disturbed and it ended with Ryan asking him if he needed help. So, I guess he ends up adopting this kid. Sandy ended up teaching some kinda class. I was just left wondering a lot I guess.

Fall Out Boy are on the cover of the newest issue of Rolling Stone. Yeah, Pete is hot, but I think Patrick is hotter. He's the one with the hat.

WHO ELSE BUT BRITNEY?

BRITNEY CRIES WOLF AGAINTMZ reports that Britney Spears is in rehab for the third time. Let's hope that she can stay longer than a day. I don't know about the 30-45 days, that seems like way too much to hope for from her.

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.

TMZ has just confirmed Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.

WHO ELSE BUT BRITNEY?

BRITNEY CRIES WOLF AGAINTMZ reports that Britney Spears is in rehab for the third time. Let's hope that she can stay longer than a day. I don't know about the 30-45 days, that seems like way too much to hope for from her.

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week.

TMZ has just confirmed Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.

OMG I WISH I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS FOR THIS

SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR AWAY

If I had known that Benji Madden was gonna be on a Mardi Gras float in New Orleans earlier this week, I would have KILLED to be there!!!

Thanks to http://trent.blogspot.com/

EVEN BETTER THAN DAVID LEE ROTH GOING

BACK TO VAN HALEN!

It is rumored that ALL the original members of Guns N Roses may be reuniting. This is like a dream come true for me! Sure, they're old now, but I bet they still kick ass!!! Read about it at HOLLYWOODRAG.COM

OMG I WISH I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS FOR THIS

SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR AWAY

If I had known that Benji Madden was gonna be on a Mardi Gras float in New Orleans earlier this week, I would have KILLED to be there!!!

Thanks to http://trent.blogspot.com/

EVEN BETTER THAN DAVID LEE ROTH GOING

BACK TO VAN HALEN!

It is rumored that ALL the original members of Guns N Roses may be reuniting. This is like a dream come true for me! Sure, they're old now, but I bet they still kick ass!!! Read about it at HOLLYWOODRAG.COM

HAPPY HUMP DAY

This will probably be my only post. I'm about to take a nap during my lunch break . . . I guess I'm worn out from Mardi Gras yesterday.

BRIT GOES TO REHAB AGAIN

And, of course, leaves less than 24 hours later . . . again.

ET reports:

Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning -- less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.

Following the news that she was in rehab, her manager LARRY RUDOLPH released a statement Tuesday, saying, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Just pick a place and stay there already. She's lookin good though, the buzz cut is growing on me. I'm starting to think it's pretty cool.

TINA TURNER

Isn't she like 100 or something? She looks totally awesome! She is definitely doing something right.

MARDI GRAS!

Little Zahara and Angelina watched the Mardi Gras festivities from the balcony of their home in New Orleans yesterday.